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Thursday, August 9, 2007

Blogger Finger

def. 1. Blogger Finger [blah-grrr feen-grrr] (Modern American English): Intense soreness and physical discomfort in the right hand, most commonly found at the joint connecting the second metacarpal and second proximal phalanges. May also occur in the left hand, in cases of left-hand dexterity. Said to be caused by many hours of using a computer notebook trackpad for many daytime and nighttime hours on end. No known cure. ex. Ms. Strate's doctor said her case of blogger finger was caused by e-stalking, and would curse her all of her days.

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Blogger Mr. Worthington said...

Lol! Is that your finger, or did you scam that pic? You are too funny!

August 10, 2007 at 12:39 PM  
Blogger Camille said...

I don't know if I can marry a person who can't tell what my hand looks like... (Just kidding. It is my own hand, and I will marry you even though you couldn't tell!)

August 10, 2007 at 6:44 PM  
Blogger lindser-lou said...

poor poor finger....
and i think i am learning of this 'carpel tunnel' syndrome mythed to exist in internet stalkers and bloggers alike. My eyesight is going bad and my fingers and writs are sore...this cant be good.

August 13, 2007 at 11:27 AM  

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