Hello? Kansas? Anybody?
I'm thinking Archives of Our Lives needs to branch out.
Quick, tell all your friends in the mid-west (why do they call it the "mid-west" when it's really just the "mid?") to read my blog.
For that matter, tell anyone outside the North American continent, too.
I'm the next big thing. I'm taking over Dooce™.
Or didn't you hear?